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Dykes, Snuff Filmers, and Ghosts, oh my!
The ramblings of a schizoautist dyke on the interwebs
Alterhumanity and such things AKA "I'm the crazay kinnay the TikTok bitches warned you about"
War Journal


What's up, I'm Lucifer. Or Raven. Or Jeanine. Or the plethora of other names I have. I'm the cool guy in the corner of this box that you are looking at right now! I'm not Jesse Pinkman despite how much I say biyaaatch, sorry to disappoint. Nor am I literally in the corner of this box, but it would be pretty funny if I was.

This website is a big fat huge wip - it'll always be a work in progress, however I say "big fat huge" because it's... quite empty right now. However, there'll be a LOT more to this page in the future! Both in this corner and the other corners of this dope ass website. You can still add me to your website if you want, though!

Here's a list of things I'm gonna put on this page in particular:

  • Links to my latest projects, articles, etc
  • Maybe some links to where else you can find me
  • A guestbook
  • A section for some pretty cool neocities websites - maybe one day you, dear visitor, will be on there!

  • To do:
  • Add pages for my respective projects
  • Work on the page specifically for The Spirit Line
  • Add more pages for my kintypes
  • Add more pizzazz to the following pages: friends
  • Website updates

    NOTICE:During the month of July, I will not be updating this website very frequently due to me being SUPER busy. Hopefully I won't go into a full on out hiatus!
  • Finished the alterhuman page and the Postal Dude kintype page
  • Started War Journal
  • Made a guide to shock films

  • 6/24/2022:
  • Added a bunch of new stuff to my Jimmy McGill shrine!

  • 6/25/2022:
  • Made The Scary Jokes shrine
  • Added a background to the index
  • Added a section for James in the friends page

  • 6/26/2022:
  • Made a Postal shrine

    I Was Born (A Unicorn)
    ARTIST: The Unicorns
    ALBUM: Who Will Cut Our Hair When We're Gone?
    RELEASE DATE: October 21, 2003
    RATING: 8.5/10
    First song of the week, hey hey! So, why not start off with a song about the band that made it?

    Although I've only discovered this album and song a couple of nights ago while staying at my dad's, it already means so much to me. But! This isn't about the album, but the song.

    Even though it's not my favorite song on the album, it's certainly one of them, and for good reason. The lyrics are genius and so wonderfully human, even if it's a song about being the last unicorns on earth. It's like it's screaming "hey, bitch, just 'cause I'm different from everyone else doesn't mean I'm not a person," y'know?

    The vocals are messy, but a good messy. The kind of messy that's comfortable and familiar - the kind of messy that makes you feel like you're being hugged by your best friend in a way. Their voices crack and go off tune, but all in a way that fits so well.

    Basically: this song rocks. Go listen to it.